Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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