id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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