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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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