I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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