guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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