so that wasnt chicken after all
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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