I faked an abortion last night.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I am naked and annoyed.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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