I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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