he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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