I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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