so that wasnt chicken after all
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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