Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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