is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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