Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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