Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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