Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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