He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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