That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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