Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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