The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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