First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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