Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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