dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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