just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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