my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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