Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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