I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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