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Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.

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I would love to give you more rug burn

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(313): Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible. (1-313): I would love to give you more rug burn http://tfl.nu/8ela

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(410): View more from Maryland

she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.

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(410): she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby. http://tfl.nu/u78i

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(510): View more from California

Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.

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(510): Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries. http://tfl.nu/ot3m

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(252): View more from North Carolina

so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us

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that didnt stop you

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nope

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(252): so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us (205): that didnt stop you (252): nope http://tfl.nu/4max

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(317): View more from Indiana

I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers

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(317): I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers http://tfl.nu/7izq

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.

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(609): I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off. http://tfl.nu/iqir

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(775): View more from Nevada

This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.

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Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.

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(775): This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life. (1-775): Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life. http://tfl.nu/spac

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian

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(902): i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian http://tfl.nu/10y7

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(480): View more from Arizona

Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.

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(480): Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath. http://tfl.nu/qi8i

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(609): View more from New Jersey

my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college

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(609): my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college http://tfl.nu/i5zk

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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.

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(608): I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her. http://tfl.nu/42b2

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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.

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(443): When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain. http://tfl.nu/mvaw

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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.

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(339): Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys. http://tfl.nu/p4yk

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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).

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(214): I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one). http://tfl.nu/5c4d

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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night

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(443): I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night http://tfl.nu/0wm9

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