just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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