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(320): View more from Minnesota

Good. You are like the clit whisperer.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside

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(612): View more from Minnesota

only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk

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(509): View more from Washington

Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole

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(647): View more from Ontario

So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.

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(845): View more from New York

From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.

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