But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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