Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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