Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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