So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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