genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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