ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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