everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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