Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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