I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize