Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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