PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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