What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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