i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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