There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
