3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
