Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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