I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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