she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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