She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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