so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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