You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.