there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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