So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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