You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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