I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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