Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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