i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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