O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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