why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
