Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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