We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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